WHERE TO BUY DESTROYING ANGEL
BUY THE HARDCOVER: $30
You may order the hardcover Destroying Angel online at Amazon.com,It is also available at bookstores everywhere, and at all Guru's locations.
(Limited-edition copies autographed by the anonymous "BJ," on whom the main character was patterned, are available for $100 plus $14 for shipping & Handling. Please Email your name as you want it written by B.J. and your address to BJ. PayPal instructions will be sent to you via return Email.)
OR DOWNLOAD THE PDF FILE: $5
Agree to the following "soul-catcher" intellectual property licensing agreement, transfer $5 to the author's bank account via PayPal, and you will then be transferred to our site where you may download a PDF version of Destroying Angel. (Note: PDF files may be read with the Adobe Acrobat reader, a copy of which is available free of charge at wwww.adobe.com). A color cover is included, which means you can even print your own hardcopy on a laserprinter, pursuant to the following:*THE SOUL-CATCHER INTELLECTUAL-PROPERTY LICENSE AGREEMENT: By downloading and opening your PDF copy of Destroying Angel, you agree to the following: Your electronic rights are identical to those granted the owner the copyrighted, hardcover book, with the exception that you have the right to make backup copies until such time as you print one and only one hardcopy. A high-resolution color PDF of the cover is also included, which means your printing your own hardcover authorized copy of Destroying Angel, including color cover, will be about one-third the price of the hard-cover book. And if you print the even-numbered pages first, turn them over and then print the odd-numbered pages, you'll have saved seventy-five percent of the hardcover price. Upon printing one hardcopy, you agree to either delete your PDF copy, or send the author an additional $5 license fee within thirty days, per the PAYMENT terms specified herein. You may loan your PDF file to someone else, so long as there is no possibility you could be reading it while it is in their possession. For example, one Napster user may share it with another Napster user, provided the original Napster user deletes his or her copy immediately upon transfer and provided that the new "owner" explicitly agrees to abide by these terms of use. The PDF file may not be modified in any way, and you agree to alert anyone to whom you give your copy of Destroying Angel, through sale or as a gift, that by reading the file they have agreed to the terms of this "soul-catcher" license.
PAYMENT for your download or any subsequent usage of Destroying Angel in any form will be made online via PayPal after you hit the "I AGREE" button below. Enter your Visa or Mastercard number and be done with it. If you elect to set up your own PayPal account, so people can send you money, you may receive a $5 limited-time sign-up bonus from PayPal, thereby making your purchase of Destroying Angel free to you. And since the author will also receive an additional $5 bonus from PayPal for referring a new customer, new PayPal customers may, upon achieving PayPal-verified status and receiving their $5 signing bonus, Email one copy of the Destroying Angel PDF file as a gift to anyone.
PENALTIES FOR VIOLATION: Our attorneys will do their best to see that life on earth, as you know it, is completely ruined. In addition, you agree that thirty (30) days after you violate any condition of this agreement without making appropriate payment, ownership of your eternal soul passes to the author, who has the right to negotiate the sale of said soul to the first smoking, blood-drenched apparition with fangs (SBDAWF)--or any other entity--that meets his price. Such SBDAWF or purchasing entity may collect your soul at any time of his/her/its choosing. SOUL AUCTIONS may take place periodically via EBAY. Since only supernatural forces are aware of exactly who has violated this agreement (you may hide from our attorneys, but you won't evade the Hounds of Hell), souls will be sold in date-delimited blocks (the sale of souls will not preclude the author and publisher from pursuing all other legal remedies under copyright law). And if a SOUL AUCTION is not held by 30 October 2001, one day before Halloween, THE REAL DESTROYING ANGEL is hereby authorized to visit violators thereafter. No matter how badly Dr. Laura Schlessinger gets on a thief's nerves, such a visitation will be Stephen King-level more discomforting.
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